Episode Four – The Excuse
You see, there is this crazy street I’ve been going to. Not that it had craze people in it. But it’s that street that I see a woman smoking (barbecuing) buns to sell. Yes buns!!! And it is known for a story of a man who after staking a bet with his house rent and lost it last year, really urinated on the street’s transformer near the bet shop. Well, let’s say he got shocked that it made his soul follow the urine out. And I heard he wasn’t the first to attempt this feat!
Anyways, I’ve been going there to meet this new fine girl in class who requested me to be coming over to her house to help with her math studies. (Yea, your boy is a-goodie in math). My guys in class were like, “she likes you”, “she wants your banana”, “after you do math in book, you’ll do math in bed”. Crazy and spoilt lot. But they could be right you know, I see the way she looks at me in class.
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