
HELLO, MY NAME IS
Martins TORITSEJU
I write funny engaging short stories and commentaries on the internet in a bid to master the art of being “funny” and ”making sense” at the same time. And this is my home base where I put it all together.

From personal experience, If there’s one thing you can’t ignore about Martins, it’s his witty nature and how he colors every scenario with dry humor. His uncanny ability to seamlessly infuse elements of humor into ordinary conversations while appearing to be unintentional about it was what made an impression on me. It was little surprise to me when I chanced upon his blog filled with teary funny stories and since then I have been hooked on his content.
Ericardo Ologbo, Comedian and Writer
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From the blog

Coming Soon: Getting Laid The Series
It’s been a minute… Now that I’m back (I think), I’ll be kicking off Getting Laid series soon. Getting Laid series is just like the Getting Laid short story I…
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Hurray! Martins Diaries is Now a Book
This might as well be a 6-7 years project; removing and adding parts, transferring across personal blogs and changing Titles while in use as web series. And alas! I thought,…
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A Bow at a Venture (pidgin version)
I just feel like writing this entire post in vernacular “pidgin”. Alright, let’s go. *** If you be bible person, e get one sweet Bible tori I wan yarn for…
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How to be a Billionaire in Nigeria
Let me start off by saying this is not a motivational post! Alright, so if you’re reading this, it’s most likely because you are just so curious to know if…
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Ericardo Brings Love & Jokes to Warri this Valentine
Valentine’s Day is drawing nigh! Girls are now picking up their calls, they even call back now when they missed your call. Few days ago, someone called me saying she…
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